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Often the hardest step for people like us is reaching out for help. I just want you to know that everyone at the Rewrite has been there. We see you. We have lived your lives and I can tell you now, there is a path forward and a way to the version of you that you might feel is nothing but a dream. You’ve got this far and now to see if we can help you, please take the time to answer the following questions. What we do isn’t for everyone and we don’t take people as clients unless we think we can help them rewrite their lives. Change is a commitment.

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What country are you located in? *

US / Canada

UK

Australia / New Zealand

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Other (location) *

What is your surgery / GLP-1 Status? *

Pre-op (planning surgery)

Post-op (already had surgery)

On a GLP-1 med (Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.)

Considering both surgery + GLP-1

None of the above

Surgery Type & Date *

(If you don’t know your surgery date, or aren’t having surgery, type “NA”)

Height : *

Weight: *

Biggest Struggles *

Your Readiness for Change

On a scale of 1–5, how fed up are you with your own excuses? *

Just stalking, not ready to get off my ass yet

I know I need help, but I keep punking out

I’ve started and quit so many times I should get a medal

I’m done screwing around — I need real structure

Yesterday. I needed this yesterday.

If you’re filling this out, you’re already more serious than you think. At Rewrite we don’t fuck around. Ready to stop putting this off? *

Yep, I’m fucking ready to get some help

Nope, I’ll keep circling the drain

Your Decision-Making

When it comes to investing in yourself: *

I make my own decisions

I’ll need my spouse/partner’s support before moving forward

Which best fits you? *

I’ll definitely talk to them before the call

I’ll bring them on the phone with me

I’ll do my best to be fully prepared and make the call with their approval

Tell us more about you

First Name *

Last Name *

Email *

Phone *

How did you find us? *

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Investment UK *

Investment Australia/NZ *

Investment US/Canada *

Options : *

Important:

Do you understand that if you no-show your scheduled call, you forfeit the opportunity to work with The Rewrite in the future?

We’re big on accountability it starts with this very first call! If you need to reschedule, no problem, just reply to the confirmation email at least 24 hours in advance, and we’ll help you out. But if you don’t show up at all, there’s not much we can do. 💜 *

Yes, I understand

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TESTIMONIALS

What others are saying

"It has changed my life!"

"Shenelle and her team are phenomenal. I had gastric bypass in October 2025 and knew that I needed to have emotional support and education on this new adventure. I found them on TikTok and loved the fact that Shenelle was just real. I signed up for the four month food addiction workshop. It was the best thing I ever did. I learned so many things. We focused on a whole Foods diet and I learned so much about the chemicals and food and the way my new body would now metabolize these chemicals. I had access to meetings, podcasts, video interviews with doctors, etc. All I can say is my life will forever be changed by the help and support of this incredible team."

- Deborah

"This program is the real deal!"

"Shenelle and team speak plainly and don't pull any punches about what really goes into loosing weight either with or without bariatric surgery. More importantly, they deep dive into what's happening in your body mentally and physically. They back it up with science and they speak on it from first hand experience. They know because they live it everyday. Finally, they build a system of support and accountability of others in similar or the same predicament as you. Is it expensive??? What's your budget for your health??? I promise this program will ultimately save you money and very potentially save your sanity, your relationships, and your life."

- Bill

"Best value for money in 30 years of workshops!"

"I have done many workshops in my 50 years. The money spent on the Bariatric Rewrite has been the best value for money. I have been in a monthly group class which was a great course. The academy and artificial sweetener programs were also great resources. My biggest issue is there is so much value I have not been able to take advantage of it all. I am not only loosing a lot of weight I am realizing why I have been on a vicious cycle of gain loose all my life. I believe I now have the tools and knowledge about how to get off the weight loss roller coaster."

- Craig

"Life changing"

"I joined The Rewrite 18 months after my sleeve when I was stuck and not losing weight. Afraid of regain, I needed something that changed my mindset. Signing up for the 4month program was life changing. Not knowing all I really needed to change opened my eyes to a whole food diet and eliminating artificial sweeteners. These changes got the scale moving again. I felt better, thought clearer, had so much less inflammation, and have never felt like I was on a diet again. The support I receive is amazing, both from coaches and from other members."

- Kathy

"Top Notch Support and Knowledge"

"Shenelle and her team provide the real help food addicts need to overcome their disease of obesity. You not only learn the right foods you should be eating to nourish your body you also learn how to cope and deal with your emotions instead of turning to food. If you are looking for 1 on 1 daily support look no further! You will not regret it!"

- Angela

"Real talk. Real results."

"Shortly after my surgery I started watching videos of a woman with purple hair, throwing f-bombs around like confetti. It was real talk about the struggles of obesity and addiction. I signed up for one of their programs and I learned so much. I learned that I was a food addict. I learned about whole foods, all of the sneaky ingredients they put in our foods and so much more. Someone is always available to talk. And what is really special is that the coaches can relate to our issues because they have been there and done that! Each one has had weight loss surgery and with that comes support, compassion and acceptance."

- Mariking

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What Makes Rewrite Lifestyle Different?

Mindset and habit coaching
We're about rewiring your brain and healing your relationship with food.
Real talk, zero shame
No fluff, no fads, and absolutely no judgment.
Community like no other
You're surrounded by people who understand exactly what you're going through.
Sustainable change
Our approach is built for long-term success, not quick fixes.

A supportive community for life

Want more info on our programs?

If you're wondering which coaching option is right for you, we offer a free 1-hour Zoom call with Shenelle or one of our coaches to talk things through and explore your next best step.